Venice Canals in Songdo
Pet Tiger

Much of the artificial city of Songdo, South Korea is modeled or recreated after famous landmarks located in other parts of the world. Incheon’s Central Park is supposed to resemble Manhattan’s grand green spaces; eh, sure. Songdo’s Convention Center is supposed to resemble Australia’s Opera House; yeah, I can see that. Songdo’s Canal Walk is supposed to resemble Venice; this one though… I haven’t even been to Venice, but I know the Venice Canals in Songdo are too big of a stretch for comparison.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Best I got

Day 55 South Korea Family Travel Journal
Bringing Venice, Italy to South Korea
베니스, 이태리를 한국으로 가져옴

 

Ranking: #wetdiaper

NC Cube Canal Walk
87 Art center-daero, Songdo-dong, Yeonsu-gu, Incheon
Phone: 032-723-6300
Hours: Monday thru Thursday 10:30am – 9pm | Friday thru Sunday 10:30am – 10pm

There are four sections of the NC Cube Canal Walk, or Venice Canals in Songdo to be as far from accurate as possible, and they are set in the north part of town near Central Park.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Hmmmm

Everyone knows the iconic images of gondoliers escorting couples through the waterways in the most idyllic of romantic settings in Italy. The Venice Canals in Songdo don’t look like this.

Venice Canals in Venice
Not Songdo (courtesy of TripSavvy)

Even calling the canals a stream might be a stretch. The water at the Venice Canals in Songdo is stagnant and shallow. Of course it’s shallow, all water in Korea is shallow lest someone have water touch their ankles without a life vest on. But this water is so shallow you couldn’t fit a toy boat in the Venice Canals in Songdo, let alone a gondola.

Venice Canals in Songdo
There’s this?

Each section is named after a season: Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. Except, there is absolutely no reason why. There is no theming to coordinate each section with a season out of the year. This is a real missed opportunity here.

How fun would it be to have winter food restaurants serve classic Korean dishes like hottek or hot soup year round? Even better yet, winter activities like frozen water or fake snow gently falling from the rooftops! In Autumn the trees could be shades of red and gold, and rooms with blankets and book sharing opportunities to spend the afternoon watching the leaves fall. Of course Bingsu should be served in the summer section all year long, and pathways through the canals to simulate a splash pad to beat the heat. Fresh fruit skewers and popsicles would only be expected.

As is, there is just absolutely no reason why the Venice Canals in Songdo are named after a season; unless NC stands for national climate.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Why are we doing this?

Which by the way, what does NC stand for?
Nasal Cavity?
Neighborhood Commercial?
The NC Dino’s Korean baseball team?
NCsoft Video Game Developer?
It could be Nicholas Cage for all I know!

Nicholas Cage
(courtesy of watershed)

What I do find interesting is that as an American the first thing that comes to my mind is North Carolina, and consequently, every year North Carolina has a summer Korean Fest! Things I would never have known had we never come here, so there’s that.

Venice Canals in Songdo
4 Seasons Songdo

Not to mention, each section is divided by a major thoroughfare road. There is no way to walk through the full 1 kilometer walkway without having to leave the canal walk first, go to the stoplight, wait for the traffic, cross the road, and then walk back to the next section of the canal walk. It’s an absurd design.

Venice Canals in Songdo
#1 Rule, don’t make people leave where you want them to be

The one thing spring has is a horse. No cherry blossom trees or tulips, no umbrellas or inspiring music wafting through the sidewalks as people begin to emerge from their cocoons.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Horseman of the Apocalypse?

Summer has some warm night lighting. Autumn has sculptures of people walking cross the water in a hurry with a shadow trailing behind them and I can’t tell if winter is Noah’s Ark or Song of the South.


They really went to town in winter.

Fighting Tigers
Pattycake, pattycake

But why though?

Venice Canals in Songdo
Panda Bears for riding

These sculptures must’ve been on clearance at Home Goods or something.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Hippopotanic land mass!!

The one redeeming factor of the canal walk is there is lots of Bingsu, so we can’t be all down on the Venice Canals in Songdo.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Somebody bring these koalas some bingsu!

From the Venice Canals in Songdo we walked home through Central Park and stopped at An’s Bakery because for the World’s Smartest City built for families, there are a surprisingly few places to eat.

Venice Canals in Songdo
Winter

Ranking: #cleandiaper

An’s Bakery
160, Central-ro, Yeonsu-gu
1F, Songdo Central Park Prugio Bldg.103
Phone: +82 32-851-0045

Venice Canals in Songdo
Water

Molasses decided it wasn’t cool to just sit in her high chair and take the pittance of food we allowed her to eat, so she sat backwards and climbed all over the table while we cooed over how cute she is.

Definitely get the milk bread here.

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